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music and books are my life
loser and proud


Anonymous asked
When girls go out wearing tiny, tight, skimpy outfits, I mean they have the choice to wear something else. some thing less provocative, so really girls are asking for it.


If you’re out in public and I see you’re not wearing any protective headgear does that give me the right to smash in your skull with a hammer? I mean you asked for it, since you’re not wearing something to protect your head. 

operator: 911, please hold.

me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.

murderer: ok


why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy the stars when the ultimate star is me